Tag: Brute Wang

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  • What is this?

    _Bits of metal and wire are strewn about. Upon closer inspection, they seem to be flecked with spittle. After several hours of searching and rebuilding, the pieces tell you that the former datapad was fumbled with and screamed at, before being violently …

  • New Humies

    I'z found new humies an a new ship. Dey iz little humies but dem tink dey is big. Some tink dey is bigger den me. I'Z DA BIGGEST! Dey gon' lissen ta ME an I'z gon hunt down da laffyman. NOBODYZ BIGGER DEN BRUTE WANG!!! I gotz a problem do', I'z Batork and …

  • Woofs

    We'z onna planet, an I'z 'ere wiff air...erro...arxo...I'z 'ere wiff a humie. 'E looks big enuff ta foight, but I 'eard woofs out da ship. If I kan fin'da woofs I kan raise more woofs! I doesn't have no woofs now, so more woofs is better woofs.

  • Foightin' Time

    Da humies been gone a while when dey called pterodactyl fer da ship. We 'ad ta move it, but dey said sumfin about foightin so'z I mostly remember dat. I finally got ta use ma new armor. It cuts bruv, loik snips n necks. I didn't get ta play wiff it fer …

  • Da big foight

    Eh hehe...i'z made a map fer da rohg trayda, but dey'z not gonna juss go. I seen da squishy humies n da ship humies talkin, so'z I gave da map ta a squishy n told 'm ta gif it to da rohg. Dey took da map, an we'z goin. WE'Z GOIN TA RAIN

  • What is a closet, and what does it mean to me?

    The following events took place between some time and a later time, in a much less eloquent manner than could be expressed here. Within each of us lies a slumbering desire for control, be it on large or small scale. An innate desire to confirm with …

  • Brute Wang

    The History of Wang Manor Many years ago, a fertile rock rolled around its host, lazily turning about in the starlight. Inhabited by only plants, the lush planet was a trove of natural wealth, untouched by the outside. This would change one day when an …